We're debuting a new feature where we point out questionable design that leaves homes one breakfast buffet away from being an interstate rest stop. Our first Ramada Sin award goes to this 30,000 square-foot Australian waterfront mansion that is only missing the slot machines that would qualify it as a Mississippi casino.

This Gold Strike knock-off was built in an affluent community about 530 miles north of Sydney and is being offered at auction by Christie's Great Estates. Amenities include three bars, a 10-seat movie theater, a pool and enough room by the front door for a registration desk. Gawk.
• Bedrooms: 7
• Bathrooms: 7
• Square Footage: 29,000
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